Kicker Clam

A clam kicked the mammoth. It was named Bruce the evil clam! Bruce the kicker was going to kick the world with his little foot. Bruce is a sneaker fan, unfortunately his foot couldn’t fit in any sneaker. Bruce decided to design his own sneaker! A sea cucumber came along just to see what was going on. She told Bruce the mammoth was incredibly upset because of the kick. The sea cucumber was going to help Bruce, but she also wanted a free pair of sneakers for her species. Bruce knew that this would make him rich “Yes!” he said, unaware of her evil plan.

*written by 4 people, 3 words at a time!

The evil sea cucumber and Bruce began drawing designs of beautiful sneakers. Little did Bruce know she was working as a double agent spy. Bob the evil starfish hired her to steal sneaker designs. He needed money for pizza with the mammoth’s appetite being so incredibly extremely large. Bruce became suspicious when sneakers started appearing in the Starfish Bob shop and a kebob stand. He stormed into Bob’s stinky shop and screamed “THEIF!” Everybody froze terrified. “Bob is evil!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?” asked sea cucumber. “Yes he’s CHHHHHEEEESSSEEEEE!”

“GASP!” said KaBob. Suddenly the mammoth rubbed his eyes and quietly screamed “What is going on! Bob’s cheese!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!”

“YES HE’S EVIL!” Bruce whispered. Turning around in anger, the sea cucumber jumped in delight. She thought she had the key to find TEA under the sea. The tea that was called tea. It turned cucumbers softer and softer. It was deadly! The sea cucumber turned into a slimey pile of snot and cheese. Mammoth ate it and had a great big poo!

We use more exclamation marks than Stafy’s adventure!