The first words
of the dash-hound
was “Three words.”
And then he
told everyone to
turn into dash-hounds.
But it was
impossible for humans.
“Stop at once!”
Yelled another dash-hound,
named Man Dog.
And he punched
the side-walk with
his whiner dog fist!
Obliterating it. “Cool,”
everyone said excitedly.
Next, they all
got hot dogs.
“#theworld!” said everyone.
Then #theworld appeared!
Having found that
Dash-hound said “One,
two, three, GO!”
Everyone ran to
find a popsicle.
It was already
eaten by the
#theworld dash-hound and
she wouldn’t share!
Another dash-hound stole
it. Man Dog,
he kicked everyone,
like a jerk.
“Oh dash-hound!” said
the general public.
BBEEEEEEEEEPPP LIKE DASH-HOUND!!!
And they all
joined the club.
Hooray for everyone!