Leprechaun Special

Not really…


Once a leprechaun took an orange, but it was square. He threw french cheese at the orange, disgusted. He hated squares, he’d cut corners to afford beautiful circular oranges. Circle things were expensive. He started earning muffins or that he would become a dog wait no! A cheese dog! WAIT NO! A CHEESE DOG DOG CHEESE! He was travelling from Texas in a bright _____. A chicken was; RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMly there… hiding on a flying news paper, BOCK BOCK BOCK! FROMAGE BARK BARK FROMAGE! The leprechaun was shocked! AT THE CHICKEN WHO WAS RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM. The chicken painted a self-portrait in monochrome gray. “TELEPORTATION!” exclaimed the chicken. “BICKBICKBOCKITYBOCK.” said Chicken and they all landed in a field of square oranges. “IT TWASE A SPELL!” the leprechaun was enraged. He threw unlimited cheese.